Love In Chapters

My Rockstar Billionaire part 9

Sassy Monroe Season 1 Episode 9

Buckle up, y’all, because this episode is hotter than a Nashville sidewalk in July. Serena and Zack are back — and their world tour is serving up a five-course meal of drama, danger, and more plot twists than a telenovela marathon.

First, we flashback to Dubai, where Zack finally admits what his heart’s been screaming all along — his soul belongs to the music, not to his father’s business empire. In the back of a luxury SUV (because of course), he tells Serena he’s all in, ready to reclaim the stage and the screaming fans. One quick call to his band, Oblivion, and boom — the tour’s back on, baby! The bandmates go wild, and it feels like maybe, just maybe, this rockstar romance is finally finding its rhythm.

But honey, peace and quiet ain't in their vocabulary. Cut to backstage at Nashville’s Bridgestone Arena, where Serena’s gut is telling her something’s off with the pyrotechnics. She knows sabotage when she sees it, and someone’s playing dirty with the fireworks — and not the fun kind. With Zack focused on the show, Serena puts on her detective hat and starts poking around the crew, uncovering some suspicious new hires and a whole lotta questions.

Just when you think the backstage circus can’t get any crazier, Serena’s phone blows up with disaster alerts. The band’s gear — including Stevie’s beloved guitars — is straight-up missing, stolen right out from under their noses. With the clock ticking and the show on the line, Serena and everyone’s favorite lovable roadie, Woody, race across Nashville to find a rare guitar that just might save the night. Spoiler alert: it costs a fortune, involves a sassy shop owner demanding concert tickets, and Serena maxing out Zack’s black card like a woman on a mission.

As if that’s not enough, the anonymous stalker who’s been creeping in Serena’s messages is back, and this time, the threats are escalating. With Zack’s private songbook mysteriously vanishing (and turning up damaged), Serena can’t shake the feeling that all these disasters are connected — and someone, somewhere, is out to destroy the tour from the inside.

From luxury palaces to grimy backstage corridors, this episode has it all: love, danger, rock ‘n’ roll, and enough suspense to keep you perched on the edge of your seat. Tune in to hear how Serena navigates it all — and how far she’s willing to go to protect the music, the band, and her rockstar heartthrob.

Hey y’all. It’s Serena, coming at you raw and unfiltered because, let me tell you, the last few days have been a whole lot. And when I say a lot, I mean enough drama to make a reality show producer start sweating. So grab a drink, kick off your shoes, and let me walk you through the chaos tour that is my life right now.

Let’s start back in Dubai, because that’s where this latest mess really started unraveling. We were sitting in the back of this ridiculous armored SUV, the kind of car that makes you feel important even when your life is falling apart. We’re riding past all this glittering, gold-plated, oil-rich scenery, and Zack’s just staring out the window like his soul’s trying to escape his body. Finally, he asks if I’m okay, and I ask him right back, because honey, neither of us was okay and we both knew it.

That’s when he hit me with the truth I’ve been waiting to hear since the day I met him. He said he’s done running from the music. Done pretending that being on stage with Oblivion ain’t the one thing that makes him feel alive. He said his dad built that empire so Zack could choose his own path, and dammit, he’s choosing the music. And y’all, I have never been prouder of him in my life.

So he whips out his phone right there in the SUV, calls up the band, and tells them the tour’s back on. The guys went wild — Stevie fist-pumping like his life depended on it, Paul trying not to cry, and Jimmy banging out a drum solo on whatever flat surface he could find. And for a hot minute, it felt like we had our happy ending. But we don’t do peace and quiet on this tour, now do we?

Flash forward to Nashville, backstage at the Bridgestone Arena. The crowd’s hyped, the band’s on fire — but something’s off, and I feel it in my bones. You know that feeling when you walk into a room and everything looks fine, but you knowsomeone’s been messing with your stuff? That’s exactly what this was, except the “stuff” was the pyrotechnics. I’m talking about the literal explosions we set off during the show. I made sure the crew covered up the Dubai disaster — because we almost burned down a damn venue — but deep down, I knew it wasn’t an accident. Someone messed with those flames, and I had to figure out who before somebody got seriously hurt.

So there I was, wandering around backstage, casually interrogating the pyro team like some undercover detective. Most of these guys are seasoned pros — they’ve been with us forever — but there were a couple of new hires that gave me pause. Something about the way they avoided eye contact made my neck hairs stand up, and y’all know I trust my instincts. But before I could get too deep into detective mode, my phone blew up like a bad firework.

First it was John, our head of security, sounding like he’d just seen a ghost. Turns out, somebody stole half our damn gear — including Stevie’s prized guitars — right out of the airport. Now, I love this band, but without Stevie’s guitars, we’re basically a karaoke act with better lighting. Then Barbara, our tour manager, starts screaming down the line like a woman possessed, because no guitars means no show and no show means we’re all out of a job. And just when I thought I could catch my breath, Stacy, our publicist, calls to make sure I’m aware that the internet’s already sniffing around about the missing gear.

Y’all, I could not make this up if I tried.

That’s when I did the only thing I could do — I grabbed Woody, our resident space cadet and accidental genius, and hauled his tie-dye ass into the rental car. “Where’s the best guitar shop in Nashville?” I asked, and after about 30 seconds of stoner confusion, he remembered this place called Groovy Tunes. We sped over there like we were in a Fast & Furious reboot, ran inside, and honey, there she was: a 1959 Les Paul hanging in a glass case like the holy grail herself.

The shop owner was a whole vibe — tattoos, hoops, and a healthy suspicion of anyone in a hurry. She wasn’t letting that guitar go for just anyone, but the minute I said “Oblivion,” her eyes lit up like the Fourth of July. I had to promise her concert tickets to seal the deal, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. One swipe of Zack’s black card later, and we were back on the road, vintage Les Paul in tow.

But sugar, that was just the appetizer.

As soon as we got back, my phone lit up again — this time, it was another message from my stalker. Yeah, you heard me right. Some creep’s been sliding into my messages with threats that are getting darker by the day. This one said, “You can’t escape me. Tonight’s the night.” Cute, right? I immediately ran to security to tighten up every entrance, exit, and broom closet in the building. I didn’t want to freak out the band, but y’all, my gut was screaming that whoever this was, they weren’t playing.

And just when you think that’s enough chaos for one night, Zack’s personal songbook — the leather-bound Bible of every lyric, every melody, every piece of his soul — went missing. Zack doesn’t show a lot of emotion, but when that book disappeared, it was like watching a man come undone thread by thread. I found it eventually, tucked under a pile of cables, but somebody had torn pages out. That wasn’t carelessness. That was sabotage.

I showed Zack the damage, and I swear, for a moment, he was just a boy whose heart got broken. Then he snapped right back into rockstar mode and told me to find out who’s behind all this. The missing guitars, the pyro incident, the stalker, the stolen pages — honey, somebody’s out to ruin this tour, and I’m standing between them and the band I love.

So that’s where we are, y’all. One foot on stage, one foot in disaster, and my whole heart caught somewhere between loving Zack and trying to save his damn career. Stick with me, because I’m about to channel my inner Nancy Drew, my outer Olivia Pope, and maybe a little Loretta Lynn for good measure. Whoever’s playing games with us, they better pray I don’t catch ‘em first.

Catch y’all next time, if I haven’t burned the whole thing down by then. Love y’all, mean it.